It's a typical expression used in Veneto that means "Son of Mary (jesus) is a fuckin asshole". You use it when you're angry, but not so much to say "Porca madonna".
E' finito il vino, Gesu bastardo!
The wine is finished, Gesu bastardo!
Gesu bastardo, mi è scappata la capra!
Gesu bastardo, my goat run away!
The wine is finished, Gesu bastardo!
Gesu bastardo, mi è scappata la capra!
Gesu bastardo, my goat run away!
by El chiavador December 3, 2018
Get the Gesu bastardomug. A statement in the Maltese language used to signify one’s self-pride toward an achievement, cause or belief.
by Yama Gata January 16, 2021
Get the Qas Gesu’ Kristu ma jarafnimug. A sophisticated and eclectic piece of blasphemy most popular in Rome. Grave insult directly to the Baby Jesus. Usually used in scenarios of extreme rage and/or pain.
by dystopianleapingfrog October 27, 2021
Get the Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristomug. by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023
Get the GESUS in a chocolate barmug. Example 1:
1: Thank God, it stopped raining.
2: Thank Gesus, retard
1: What?
2: There’s a rainbow right there, its Gesus.
Example 2:
I just healed the hole in my boyfriend’s ass by filling it with my dick, I am literally Gesus.
1: Thank God, it stopped raining.
2: Thank Gesus, retard
1: What?
2: There’s a rainbow right there, its Gesus.
Example 2:
I just healed the hole in my boyfriend’s ass by filling it with my dick, I am literally Gesus.
by IAmMesus December 7, 2021
Get the Gesusmug.