Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).

Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.

by honey852 October 29, 2022

Gopher it

Gopher it - gophered it - gophering it

A Semmesian dialect term meaning to do what you have to do without additional thought

Synonyms: grow a sack and do it

Chiefly southern

"I think Pink didn't have enough of a 'gap', but she was DTF, and I decided to gopher it anyway"

by Tman19910 October 30, 2018

gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

by keyshaw April 13, 2005

geophagia

When you're addicted to eating anything earth made, such as: soil, or clay. Or when you crave for anything earth made.
It can also be when you enjoy/crave eating chalky things.

Peter: I really enjoy eating clay, and I crave soil sometimes.
Sandra: Man, I think you might have geophagia!

by ThatGreatGenius! January 2, 2022

Sneaky Gopher

When you are with a girl and she doesn't know what holes you are going to go into.

I brought that girl from UND back to her dorm and pulled the Sneaky Gopher on her.

by BoozerUofM January 30, 2010

Geophysicist

Part programmer, part physicist, part mathematician, part geologist. This jack of all trades is basically a doctor of the Earth. Geophysicists are also considered to be extremely sexy as they make large sums of money.

I met him at a party and thought he was a nerd. I later discovered he was a geophysicist. What a stud!

by itakebigschists February 4, 2014

double gopher

When you bang two people in the same day/night

"I just fucked Emily"
"Dude what about Rachel"

"I fucked her today too haha"

"No way, you double gophered! Nice Man"

by Steve36 February 25, 2014