general grievous

a exceptionally painful bowel movement.
Judging by the pained look in his eye and the sweaty forehead, Jeff will not soon forget that General Grievous.
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General Grievous

General Grievous, who appeared in Star Wars, Episode 3, was a military leader for the Empire. He was a cyborg, possessed of four arms and a cowardly disposition.

Unfortunately, he ended up being a complete and utter disappointment due to the fact that his main tactic was to run away. When he finally did get his robotic hands on four lightstabers, his strategy was to spin them around like a puss as he was slowly dismembered.
we ridin spinnaz we ridin spinnaz we ridin-
*chop! General Grievous loses an arm*
(repeat x4)
by Brassler October 10, 2005
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General Grievous

Something placed in a movie only so it will sell action figures. Named after General Grievous from Star Wars who was a pointless character in the movie but had four arms and lightsabers which would make him a top selling action figure.
Batman's motorcycle in the Dark Knight is such a General Grievous.
by catstac August 12, 2009
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general grievous

cyborg with the force who has a lightsaber addiction
General Grievous: This will add a fine addiction to my collection.
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general grievous

1. the dumbest thing i have ever seen
2. destroyer of all hope that "revenge of the sith" might not be terrible.
1. oh my god why does it have four arms and use four lightsabers this is absurd
2. there goes all my hope that 'revenge of the sith' won't be terrible.
by ivan April 3, 2005
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General Grievous

When a dominant man or woman jerks off two guys with her hands, whilst simultaneously rubbing two other dudes with her feet. It should be noted that it's only a "general" grievous if the girl insists on performing the act. If it was someone else's idea, well, it's treason then.
chad: Bro I was at this party last night, and after I returned from the bathroom, I walked into this girl giving some dudes a general grievous.
brad: So uncivilized.
by Lupindakaas May 11, 2021
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For a GGHC you need 2 sets of arms (not yours), 1 pair of legs (again not yours), and a skull (DEFINITELY not yours). None of these body parts should be yours.

Step 1: Look for 4 arms you want and chop them off someone. They'll be screaming in pain as they bleed out. You may want to put them out of their misery so they shut up! Or let them suffer not your problem. Once you do that go to some shack where you won't get caught. Leave the 4 new arms there proceed to step 2.
Step 2: Look for a pair of legs that you want. These should match your arms but it'd be funer to get all of these parts from different people. Cut this person in half horizontally and take their legs. It'd be more realistic if it were a male. But cut their dick off. You have your own so you don't need theirs. When done take this to the same shack as you did in step 1. Leave the new legs there proceed to step 3.
Step 3: This's the final/hardest step. You need to take somebody's head. This'll kill them so look for a black jewish gay man. They need to die! Once you find the BJGM kill him. Decapitate him before showing mercy. When he's dead and headless shave the head down to just the skull. Take the skull to the same shack as the previous steps.
To finish you GGHC you need to put these parts all together. So sew the 4 arms ontop of eachother. Then sew the arm set of 4 to the 2 legs. That will create the body. Finally enter the body and wear the skull like Grievous. Rule #1: Never get caught. Happy Halloween!
Person A "I've built a General Grievous Halloween Costume for Halloween!"
Person B "What do you mean 'you've built'? What parts did you use?"
Person A "It would be better if you didn't know. But it looks sick!"
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