uri geller

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.

As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that

by Illusionist November 22, 2007

Monica gellering

The art of being your parents least favourite.

“Dude, my little brother gets everything he wants! And then I ask for a dollar and I get shouted at!”
“Bro, you’re totally Monica Gellering!”

by mondlerssmile August 11, 2019

Spencer Geller

Wonderful, fabulous, gorgeous. And it also means phenomenal awesome in bed.

Everyone loves Spencer Geller

by Anoldbanana May 30, 2017

mental geller

one who is as mental as red ross

ed was going red with anger, you might say he's going 'mental geller'

by steven7 March 8, 2008

gallert

A large dingle berry attached to the taint. Especially when cheese has been eaten within the last 24 hours.

That gallert was so large you could see it through his pants!

by Group B May 6, 2007

mr. hair gel over-geller

a guy who over-gels his hair.

part of a commercial. budweiser's real men of genius

Hey look it's, mr. hair gel over-geller.

by kellsers December 17, 2006

Uri Geller

Cockney slang for Stella

"I'm gunna have a mouthful of my Uri Geller"

by Hoyye34 May 16, 2009