Gelbing

The universal level of standard where all other activities are measured against. Any activity performed can be referred to as gelbing it when it was above and beyond normal means. One cannot perform an activity above Gelb status.

We were gelbing it this weekend when we rented that boat and rescued those drowning supermodels then had a party to celebrate.

by gags0902 October 31, 2011

Gilding the Menorah

The act of shoving a large dildo up a young Jewish girl's ass, pulling it out, licking it and then shoving it into her pussy. Not to be confused with the very popular "golden sponge bath."

Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.

by dien furer September 2, 2010

Gelping

What it's called when you go for a walk, and need to go to the bathroom, so you walk quickly, and in a weird way, the entire 2km home.

Wheres Adrian? I thought he said he'd be right back?

No he was going real fast in the opposite direction, I bet he was gelping.

by kimhush June 15, 2009

golding middle school

A poor school located in a shitty town (cobleskill), filled with redneck and homophobes.

Man, Golding middle school sure sucks.

by I wanna commit June 22, 2017

Golding

The act of placing pound coins into ones foreskin.

Dave was excellent at golding he managed to get eight pound coins into his foreskin.

by Orbitron October 8, 2008

Gedding

A gay wedding.

Theres a gedding going on in the church

by YourOtherOne October 3, 2009

Golding

Long Meat,Ultimate Sex God,irresistable to women

Went down like a golding on heat

by Boizrus October 11, 2006