skeleton on the gelatin

October's "elf on the shelf".

A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.

Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.

Child: " But I don't wanna clean my room and take out the trash!"
Adult: " That's cool. The 'skeleton on the gelatin' may just come and haunts your ass then."

by TripodJim September 22, 2019

Gelatio

The act of receiving fellatio while eating gelato.

a)"I'm beat, I could sure go for some Dairy Queen and a blowjob"
b)"This is Europe, there's no Diary Queen here"
a)"Fine then, some Gelato and a blowjob. You know...Gelatio"
b)"Hot eats, cool treats!"

by Randolph Street September 15, 2010

gekani

Any person with this name is the fucking GOAT 🐐

Gekani is the greatest ever

by Coleasice May 9, 2018

gelatinophobia

The fear of Jell-O brand gelatin or any type of gelatin, jelly included. Characterised by the avoidance of such materials and the refusal to consume said materials. People with gelatinophobia often find the wiggling of gelatin based food gross.

Nathan: I won't be eating jelly for a very long time.
Mike: I guess you caught Kel's gelatinophobia.

by miketaba July 12, 2008

Gelatin and lollipop

I think you just watched Bfb 22 I-

Gelatin And lollipop, gelatin and lollipop, GELATIN AND LOLLIPOP, gelatin And lollipooooooooop

by Bob crossing lol October 29, 2020

Gelatinous Monster

A mythical creature shaped rather like a jellyfish, often found fangoriously devouring preteen children. Originates from the informative childrens literature, strongbad's Everyone is Different. See also fangoriously devoured.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster... Hillary's legs are being digested."

by onetime October 4, 2003

gelangweilt

gelangweilt means bored in german

ich bin gelangweilt (I am bored)

by Blargg June 12, 2005