geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

Georicka

G- God made not forsaken; a masterpiece.
E- Enthusiastic in nature; A friendly, nice & caring citizen.
O- Outstanding, authentic & Irrevocable persona.
R- Receipt of right, mandatory to oblige; Accountable in her deeds.
I- Individualistic, self love; A friend to a friend.
C- Cheeries and wine; Everlasting love and commitment.
K- Kaleidoscope, beneath the arrays; Sort to enlighten people.
A- Acknowledge, history; Well deserved contact.

Georicka, from the word Geo, relating to Earth. She is a masterpiece, Lovable and encouraging little being. She's sort of independency as she's prior to her own fantasy. In every damages, there's always her accountable in every mistakes. She's an expert of self love; a mind, the strongest asset. Dynamite, Cheeries hot as hell. An Everlasting aroma of compassion with braveness and kindness at love. When suddenly you both crossed, she's typically love you at the very first second of the moment. In all aspects, she do remembers the key; a friendship, acquaintance, lover, relationship, history. She always remembered you.

by Linguistic_gomoland June 11, 2021

Geriaphobia

1. The fear of old people, or of growing old.

Upon entering the nursing home, Allen's geriaphobia sent him into shock.

by Shifty Tek November 26, 2006

Gehrig

The god of the 7 seas

I went to go get some Gehrig last night.

by Chimpcoughy August 25, 2020

Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.

Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!

by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010

Genrist

someone who hates a certain genre of music to the point of putting down the music or anyone listening to it.

"wtf, you idiot, turn off that rap. you cant spell crap without rap" "shut up you Genrist, ima snuff you!"

"Jimmy, turn off that screaming devils music!" "mom, your such a Genrist, its the devil wears prada, they massacre the devil with their holy rage!"

by Spinkicking Satan in the face January 7, 2008

gericondriac

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

by Rockintoes November 11, 2017