gaygercounter

more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).

Hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! I think you might be a... a... a gay.

by Kerry Gibbons November 10, 2004

gaymer

a homosexual who enjoys video games, sometimes casually or sometimes hardcore.

Man, I totally pwned you on that last deathmatch- your icon is cute, are you a gaymer too?

by Electronicoffee March 17, 2007

gaybernet

The sorry excuse for Internet offered by the Motorola Q SmartPhone

Scott, get off that gaybernet and Wikipedia like a real man!

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

gawker

A shitty collection of websites.

Why do people send me links to Gizmodo articles? It's just another shit Gawker website.

by inigomontoyayoukilledmyfather July 22, 2012

gayke

gay + cake

For Aleza's wedding they needed to get a gayke for their wife, not a boring hetero cake.

by Haru Peterson February 8, 2018

Gayberry

A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar and with the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.

'Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning!'

'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'

'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'

'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'

by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018

Gayler Brown

An agressive atheist, fat ass, hypocrite who shits on the bottom of the toliet. Best comebacks involve turning the insult back at the person who insulted him.

Example
Me:
"Gayler, you're a fag!"
Gayler:
"No! You are a fag!"

More examples of Gayler:
"You believe in God? HARHARHARHARHAR! You are by far the stupidest fucker alive!"

"How bout I.....______ face!"
"shit on your"
"fuck your"
"sit on your"
"kick your"
"cum on your"

"Christ! Gayler Brown just ate all the children of a Somalian village, and then shit them out on the bottom of the toilet!"

by 203 G March 8, 2005