gagortion

abortion after the fact.

oh honey, don't worry about johnny being handicapped. remember we can always just get a gagortion

by seanathon April 14, 2007

gagortion

A joke in which the punchline is completely ruined before its arrival.

"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Alex Fech... ah nevermind, you don't even know the guy. I'm giving this joke a Gagortion."

by Bananawhistle January 31, 2014

gagortion

through a freakish coincidence in human genetics your uterus and stomach have intertwined thus enabling you to throw up the life growing inside

after a hard night of drinking her child was brought to world by a gagortion.

by [e-mail] July 16, 2008