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Gau is when you're gay but not really and you are depressed and ugly ;)
You are too gau! That's why you're still single and have no friends!
Gau by ImLucyciombor January 13, 2019
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An unorthodox way of using the word gay
"That guy asked mark out he's so gau"
Gau by Cyrup August 17, 2018
A disease that you get that is incurable. Symtoms are:not being able to type correctly (if disease gets too bad this will affect your speaking),
An insane attraction to bras

You can delay symptoms by sacrificing furries and gamers to the furface

This disease WILL NOT stop you from getting cuddles
Oh shit! I think I have the gau!
Gau by Cheese_whiz March 30, 2019
A homosexual with horibal spelleng skills
Man, that chick is so gau!
Gau by bombbombbakudan November 23, 2021
Gay, but fast.
I think someone on the soccer team might be gau
Gau by Nimolsu February 3, 2022
Get Ass University was founded in July of 2022. With campus’ in Malvern, PA and Avalon, NJ, students can apply to the Undergraduate, Graduate, or Doctorate program. Head of schools P. Murtagh and T. Flynn founded the institution to band together a brotherhood of men who slay ass in the Graduate and Doctorate schools, and teach worthy applicants in the undergraduate program that ways.
S. Getsie was the first accepted student at Get Ass University (GAU), and quickly moved from the graduate school to the doctorate program
S. Getsie was the first accepted student at Get Ass University (GAU), and quickly moved from the graduate school to the doctorate program
GAU by BigAssAsses September 6, 2022