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(n.) a term used by napoleonic complexive men with stumpy dinosauresque arms and pin-sized domes when referring to a female relative. Be warned, these men will also try to use Spanglish in their everyday conversations with women in an attempt to seem hip, worldly and intelligent - it's all a pathetic farse.
"So ya, my sister's coming in to town today. Love that gato. Maybe we could meet up contigo for some enticing fish tacos."
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(n.) a term used by napoleonic complexive men with stumpy dinosauresque arms and pin-sized domes when referring to a female relative. Be warned, these men will also try to use Spanglish in their everyday conversations with women in an attempt to seem hip, worldly and intelligent - it's all a pathetic farse.
"So ya, my sister's coming in to town today. Love that gato. Maybe we could meet up contigo for some enticing fish tacos."
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(Pronounced Gay-toe) An abbreviation for Gatorade
Guy 1: Yo man when I go to the store should I pick up some Gato for during our intramural basketball game.

Guy 2: Ya dude
Gato by gatoman71 June 16, 2011
Jewish bald pussy that lives in Chicago and loves to play fetch.
Gato, Gato, Gato, I made you out of clay.
Gato, Gato, Gato, with Gato I will play, HEY!
Gato by sangriaride January 2, 2008
Definition: a person who is bad, has a relationship with many girls, or is the president of Argenina.
Emitology: it comes form the word "cat" in Spanish.
Someone who's not me: Dude, you were with Karen, now you're with Michelle, you're a gato!
Me: I declare the constitution unconstitutional!
gato by Crocketax May 15, 2018
hey ese es tu gato?
gato by xerx_ January 28, 2022
gato = cat in spanish
me: hello gato
gato(cat): hi
gato by sum1nn March 14, 2022