A long metal or wooden implement used during 16th - 17th century warfare (primarily between ships at sea)to stuff gunpowder and filler into a cannon prior to firing.
"Good god man, fetch the gassner with haste before we all get blown out of the water!"
Deckhand 1: "The gassner is jammed in the barrel! What shall we do?"
Deckhand 2: "Fire it to sea and I'll go fetch another below deck."
Deckhand 1: "The gassner is jammed in the barrel! What shall we do?"
Deckhand 2: "Fire it to sea and I'll go fetch another below deck."
by Ejay Zvekicram January 7, 2009
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Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.
Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.
Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.
Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.
"...and then this complete Idiot Passenger Syndrome got on and stood right in the doorway for two stops. I think he was listening to Craig David. What a wanker. I had to hit him in the balls with my bag just to make him move out of the way."
by hierophant January 16, 2006
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A variant of Asperger's Disorder (a mild form of Autism), with the most prominent symptom being a marked social skill deficit in knowing the appropriate time to flatulate.
-"Why did Raymond break wind in the middle of today's church sermon" "Oh he can't help it; Raymond suffers from Gasperger's."-
by Dr. Anna Freud September 18, 2010
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After a night of heavy drinking and binging White Castle cheeseburgers, Douglas awoke with a headache and a lumpy passenger.
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Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
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