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Gasp

the sound someone makes between the moans
Every time she could, she gasped for air.
by Le Gaspy June 16, 2011
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Gasp

What people in anime do when something unexpected happens
I have a confession to make... I’m actually your dog

Gasp
by SeenDizzle July 16, 2020
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Gasp

1. Catchphrase uttered by Michael Swaim in the Streamy award winning show, Agents of Cracked.
" GASP! The Chief! "
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GASP

Guest Adjourned Shit Predicament. The predicament one finds themselves in when busting for a shit whilst expecting a guest or visitor to arrive at any minute; thus forcing one to either take the gamble and snap one off and risk having their expected visitor arrive whilst defecating or hold onto it and hope that it goes back in.
Joel said he would arrive at 2:30pm it is now 2:35pm and I am really GASP'ing!
by stitch23red August 26, 2015
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Gasp

After he finished the marathon he gasped for air
by Jellllllllllllllllllllly May 29, 2019
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gasp!!

by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021
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GASP

Derived from the type of girls found through cyber arrangement that for some reason allude the moral conscience of being concindered a prodtitute because they spend the night and cuddle.
John: What did you do last night?
Rob: Found a girl on the internet that I paid to come spend the night.
John: You got a prostitute?!?
Rob: No, she wasn't a prostitute, she spent the night.
John: You fuck her?
Rob: Yes.
John: You pay her?
Rob: Yes.
John: (Gasps!)

Rob: what's that about??
John: Girlfriends Arranged Seeking Payment even if they cuddle are still on the clock.

Rob: (Gasps)... holy shit, you're right. I got a prostitute last night!
John: We all need a good 'GASP' once in a while.
by Bogus24 November 15, 2017
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