Garth Brooks

Garth is the sound made while puking. Brooks is a small stream. garth brooks Is defined as the constant puking of ones guts.

I drank to much and garth brooks my guts out all the next morning.

by John T&T December 5, 2007

Garth Brooks Elbow

To take off your boots (preferably cowboy boots) and beat the shit out of someone.

When the bar fight starts, someone's getting the Garth Brooks Elbow.

by ohiofisherman May 23, 2009

Garth Brooks syndrome

When an out-of-touch celebrity makes an out-of-touch announcement for their new, out-of-touch account on a different platform.

Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.

by Mydadcalledmeaboomer November 6, 2019

Girth Brooks

A well endowed man, not only in length but width as well.

- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.

- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.

- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.

Rick's dick is so big, that when he slid it up in her, he still had two hands on the base. It was like a fat kid wearing a shmedium shirt. Now Rick is known as Girth Brooks.

by Captain Kack n Bahlz January 12, 2020

Girth Brooks

Roy Brooks' name if he were to work in the adult film industry.

Roy's penis isn't really that long, but he makes up for it in girth!

by payouroy May 13, 2005

Girth Brooks

A person of immense girth/wideness, usually morbidly obese, and unable to move

Check out the ass on Girth Brooks over there

by ricardo montalban November 20, 2003

Girth Brooks

A country boy chode. When his dingaling is stupid thick and he plays acoustic.

Nate's made so many girls bleed, his new name should be Girth Brooks!

by turdunit October 26, 2016