Parroting

The act of resting someone else's penis on your shoulder, like a parrot.

(inspired by Louis CK's first season promo for the show "Louie")

"...and maybe, you have a third guy just standing there, resting his cock on your shoulder, like a parrot."

"let's have a parroting party"

"he loves parroting more than his fixed gear bike"

by captain AAAWWWRRRR September 9, 2011

Grooting

The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.

Person 1: Dude what are you doing?

Person 2: Im grooting

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: I am Groot

Person 1: Can i try?

Person 2: We are Groot

by Lalaloopsyismyniggah August 11, 2014

garretting

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.

Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.

by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

Carroting

The art of becoming a carrot.

Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.

by Cohn Jelly September 14, 2014

toddler parroting

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Carroting

The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.

The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.

by NimbleFruitJube April 24, 2018

carroting

The act of sticking a carrot up someones ass.

Jay loves carroting his boyfriend.

by jaylovescarrots January 7, 2010