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garms fresh

Clothes that you just bought and are wearing.
My garms fresh, only got the best.
by TPaz May 9, 2008
mugGet the garms freshmug.

wavey garms

term (originating in London) refers most commonly now to "edgy", hipster clothing and is supposed to be complimentary, however, in the majority of situations it is a decent indicator that someone is in fact wearing shit or ridiculous clothes, but a type of shit clothing that fits the general "edgy", hipster vibe. This generally includes poor fitting "vintage" clothes (not always a bad thing), vintage shell jackets (often involving turquoise and pink) short sleeve shirts with pathetic graphic Hawaiian print the likes of which is stereotypical for middle aged tourists, and plenty of supreme branded clothing (the majority of which is offensively bad or average and overpriced) essentially "wavey garms" is a blanket term for clothing items that push the boundaries of how embarrassing you can look, in a confusing attempt to seem like you have some substance to your character.
example 1:
"hey, this girl I like only dates guy's who look ridiculous in public, do you have any wavey garms?"

example 2:
sam: "yes fam! that bucket hat is wavey as fuck"

john: "cheers mate"
danny: "you look absolutely ridiculous"

example 3:
james: "those are some wavey garms man, where did you get that jacket"
dave: "its high vis, I work on a construction site... additionally, fuck off!"
james: "no need for that"
dave: "get a hair cut"

example 3:
"hey, I haven't been ridiculed by members of the general public today, I might go back home and put some of my wavey garms on"

example 4:
son: "hey dad I'm going out"
dad: "you're a disgrace to me son"
by TheLiamGreen March 2, 2017
mugGet the wavey garmsmug.

dead garms

A dead outfit that is an illegal offence.
Bro he’s gonna catch a case mans in dead garms.
by Goddess Angelina May 27, 2020
mugGet the dead garmsmug.

fresh garms

Clothes that are so wavy even you can't handle it, or for all y'all Americans its a clean, slick and fresh fashion sense.
Jheez Jon you got some fresh garms on today.
by pompeypomps June 18, 2017
mugGet the fresh garmsmug.

GARM GAME

Garm, as in garment, please referencee "thread, threads"
"Damn Eva, u got yer garm game on tight"
"Eva garms game fire"
mugGet the GARM GAMEmug.

garms up

it meens are u gonna wer gd clothes like
Qeustion 1 WHEN u are goin to the party are u gonna garms up??
sentence 2 im gonna garms up for the club today
by Spit-fire...MH April 18, 2008
mugGet the garms upmug.

GARM IN

The offbrand cousin of GARMIN. Instead of telling you where to go, it just vibes and says “recalculating” forever.
Me: “Yo my GPS said turn left but we in the desert rn.”
Friend: “That ain’t GARMIN, that’s GARM IN 💀”
by epic periwinkle master August 25, 2025
mugGet the GARM INmug.

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