garden gnome

Some random dude from the FNG Discord Server who begged me to make a definition of him.

"I would like one for me"

-garden gnome, July 11th 2021

by FreshTrimNiranIsLife July 10, 2021

The Garden Gnome Gangstas

The garden gnome gangsters are made of Peter, Phuc and Amanda.

These trio's often can be seen around crawling around the floor like small gnomes. They all say they are tall yet they are all still small. The Garden Gnome Gangstas can be seen patrolling the 2nd floor and sniffing people's feet.

I was thinking of adding mini hitler but that will be a different topic to discuss.

OH SHIT THE THE GARDEN GNOME GANGSTAS ARE SNIFFING HIS FEET

by "okke" February 22, 2023

Garden Gnome Fetish

Someone who likes to do the nasty with garden gnomes! OH YEAH!

Guy #1: Hey man, I heard on the news that the local Home Depot was broken into and all the police found was a bunch of garden gnomes with cum on them.
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!

by Miss Informative January 17, 2012

Garden Gnome

A little kid who has no balls and sound like it taking up the ass. and thinks they are the shit at video games.

Little Kid. Garden Gnome.

by BwareoftheGnomes December 15, 2008

Maine Garden Gnome

When you shove a garden gnome in your girlfriend's vagina without her knowing, and leave it there. You then proceed to tie her up, and force her to watch the Travelocity commercials with the talking garden gnome until you're done laughing.

I totally gave my girlfriend the Maine Garden Gnome lastnight.

by Derek Maritime December 13, 2010

Garden gnome

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.

Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020

AGGD (Angry garden gnome disease)

This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.

AGGD (angry garden gnome disease)- The boy named ben with AGGD cussed out his councilor .

by A counselor October 30, 2017