Garden Gnomes

When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.

Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?

by Bob2332 April 27, 2009

Garden gnome

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.

Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020

Garden gnoming

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.

Quit garden gnoming and play fair!

by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017

Garden Gnome Dickhead

The role you name someone on Discord when they have been warned on GC Over 50 Times, If this user has been warned over 50 Times you shall name him "Super Mega Garden Gnome Dickhead" if they say "Average Garden Gnome Dickhead" It means you have been warned over 100 times and there used to you

Hey That Guy is such a Dickhead lets give him the Role on Discord "Garden Gnome Dickhead"

by Definitions4People February 5, 2018

The Garden Gnome Gangstas

The garden gnome gangsters are made of Peter, Phuc and Amanda.

These trio's often can be seen around crawling around the floor like small gnomes. They all say they are tall yet they are all still small. The Garden Gnome Gangstas can be seen patrolling the 2nd floor and sniffing people's feet.

I was thinking of adding mini hitler but that will be a different topic to discuss.

OH SHIT THE THE GARDEN GNOME GANGSTAS ARE SNIFFING HIS FEET

by "okke" February 22, 2023

Garden Gnome Fetish

Someone who likes to do the nasty with garden gnomes! OH YEAH!

Guy #1: Hey man, I heard on the news that the local Home Depot was broken into and all the police found was a bunch of garden gnomes with cum on them.
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!

by Miss Informative January 17, 2012

Maine Garden Gnome

When you shove a garden gnome in your girlfriend's vagina without her knowing, and leave it there. You then proceed to tie her up, and force her to watch the Travelocity commercials with the talking garden gnome until you're done laughing.

I totally gave my girlfriend the Maine Garden Gnome lastnight.

by Derek Maritime December 13, 2010