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Garand Thumb

When the operator of an M1 Garand get's his thumb smooshed by the bolt as he loads a clip into the rifle.
Jon's finger was purple from a bad case of garand thumb.
by Heyitsj000 July 15, 2020
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M-1 Garand

The M-1 Garand was the main battle rifle of U.S. infantry during World War II and Korea, and, in limited numbers, Vietnam. It was chambered for .30-06 Springfield ammo. One common misconception is that the Garand could not be reloaded until the en-bloc clip was completely emptied. Partially-expended or full clips could be ejected by simply depressing the magazine catch.

The Garand later served as the basis for the M14 rifle, which is still in limited service to this day.
The M-1 Garand was designed by, and derives its name from, John C. Garand.
by sminturn September 17, 2006
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richard goranski

bisexual legend in the broadway musical “be more chill” but NO HOMO
the ladies are going to learn to love the REAL richard goranski.
by elderyeehaw November 30, 2018
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Guaransheed

When Rashed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. This phrase originated when he guaranteed that the Pistons would win Game 2 in the Eastern Conference finals in 2004 after falling behind.
Success was Guaransheed for the 2005 Eastern Conference finals against the Miami Heat.
by unitysong April 24, 2006
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adult garanimals

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!
by dwied August 11, 2009
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Gransexual

When a younger person sexually identifies as an old person (e.g. grandparent)
Why does Suzy insist on using her handmade doilies as condoms and making her cats watch us fuck? She must be a gransexual!
by Justforkix April 12, 2016
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Gransloshed

The act that involves getting so ridiculously drunk that you end up getting a blow job from your friend's grandmother.
George: Yo guys, what's good for tonight?

Marc: I'm having people over, you can come and chill.

Henry: There better be lots of alcohol, I'm trying to get gransloshed tonight.

James: Sick dude.
by ihaveatwelveinchpenis June 14, 2013
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