An extreme, passionate love between two insanely different individuals. It is a constant rollar coaster with many ups and downs; it has it's extremely high points and extremely low points, there is no area in between. The two individuals can't stand each other, but they have one very important thing in common, they're CRAZY about each other. One cannot live without the other. Each will try to go their own way but still find themselves knocking on the other's door. In short, it is two people who are destined to be together by virtue of their extremities, and have absolutely NO choice in the matter.
by mountain123 March 17, 2010
Get the capplication mug.by totallynotabigdaddy October 29, 2010
Get the Fapplication mug.This is an individual that will deal primarily with anything the client is too lazy to figure out on their own. He will attempt to find out, through testing and research (RTFM), if the clients issue is a bug. Most common cause is lazy, under trained clients that process transactions incorrectly and don’t know why they are incorrect. He will also be called on to participate in client calls that the CSM’s can’t handle on their own, QA work, training, implementation, writing knowledge base articles, writing up bugs and anything else that the rest of the company does not want to do. These individuals can be found in the break room during a 3 hr lunch; watching “Rock of Love”, playing Wii and getting a massage. If they are “working” at their desks; listen for individuals screaming “not it” when client calls come in. They are also known to be utterly useless on Fridays; commonly smelling of hops and barely. If you encounter one of these individuals make sure to not make eye contact, ask for any help or seem happy for any reason; as they have been known to completely destroy other people via IM
Client: Hi, I am having a problem with my software can you help?
Application Support Analyst: Are you a client? If so, enter a ticket and I will get to it when you are considered a high priority client.
Client: How do I do that?
Application Support Analyst: Your manager has to call and bitch more to my manager.
Application Support Analyst: Are you a client? If so, enter a ticket and I will get to it when you are considered a high priority client.
Client: How do I do that?
Application Support Analyst: Your manager has to call and bitch more to my manager.
by Miles Mayhem May 8, 2008
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Get the application of oinkment mug.noun. A phrase used to describe someone who populates his/her smartphone with so many applications that the person 1) has trouble locating the desired app and/or 2) forgets what apps have been downloaded, usually resulting in multiple versions of the same app or same type of app. In addition, the apps downloaded by an application whore might be typified as seemingly pointless and/or useless.
Not to be confused with the Facebook definition "app whore."
Not to be confused with the Facebook definition "app whore."
Sample conversation:
-- "Hey, download that Rotten Tomatoes app for me!"
-- "Why? You already have three other movie apps."
-- "Don't hate me because I'm an application whore."
-- "Whatever you say, Mr. 'Learn to Speak Klingon' !"
-- "Hey, download that Rotten Tomatoes app for me!"
-- "Why? You already have three other movie apps."
-- "Don't hate me because I'm an application whore."
-- "Whatever you say, Mr. 'Learn to Speak Klingon' !"
by mary_contrary February 1, 2010
Get the application whore mug.Also known as a gateway app.
A seemingly innocuous application that serves as the springboard to other, more addictive and time-consuming applications.
A seemingly innocuous application that serves as the springboard to other, more addictive and time-consuming applications.
by bobo76 March 22, 2010
Get the Gateway Application mug.Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.
Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.
Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.
Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.
Dave: What did you do?
Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.
Dave: hahahaha!
Dave: What did you do?
Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.
Dave: hahahaha!
by killersbytrade May 10, 2010
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