Gandalf

1. Growing a long white beard, much like that of the Lord of the Rings character it was named for.
2. Hitting something with a big stick
3. In a sexual situation, pulling the old man switcheroo when the lights go out. You switch yourself with an old man and by the time your partner notices, you have slinked away into the night.

1. When I get old, I'm just gonna Gandalf that shit.
2. I Gandalf (ed) that dude's mailbox the other day.
3. We weren't really that compatible, so I just hit it and Gandalf (ed) that bitch.

by Silveyse November 29, 2009

Gandalf

one who pwnzorz middle earth with a strong pimp slap

Gandalf watched as Frodo and Sam touched each other...

by anonymous June 24, 2004

Gandalf

The act of ejaculating into one's hand and flinging it into the air with a flick of the wrist; reminiscent of a magician casting a spell.

I gandalfed all over her new jacket so she had to go to the dry cleaners.

by Generic Cereal January 14, 2010

Gandalf

The butler who did it.

We were playing "Clue" and figured out that Gandalf killed Mrs. White in the Conservatory with the lead pipe.

by Gandalf December 28, 2003

Gandalf

Something which kicks your (fucking) face off. Amazing.

"Did the DJ kick your (fucking) face off?"
"Yes, he was fucking Gandalf!!"

by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

Gandalf

A resident of the FFShrine message board and Rotten Tomatoes. The biggest flaming homosexual on earth, who yet claims to hate anal sex.

Gandalf is such a flaming homosexual.

by Sarah February 7, 2005

Gandalf

The act of shooting seaman on a women's chin area so that it drips off looking like the long white beard of Gandalf.

Great Gandalf, your seaman makes me look like an old wizard

by Titsmcgeesax October 7, 2010