Wand of gamelon

Crappy Zelda game made for the CD-i back in 1993. Known as one of the worst games ever made because of the jerky body movements in the FMVs, random statements ("this is illegal, you know" and MY CAKES WILL BURN"), and the fact that the voice actors are Russians who have a limited grasp for English. Enough, my ship sails in the morning...I wonder what's for dinner.

Nothing is more random than Wand of Gamelon. The only good use for the game is YouTube poop where the game is ridiculed for our amusement.

by Lena-Scarlette Katrina March 11, 2009

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gamal

A cannon or thoroughbred; studly yet extremely intelligent; scholarly and experienced in all affairs

Have you seen Gamal? I really like his style.

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Gameloft

A once respectable mobile game developer that used to make classic games. Now they are iPhone hugging assholes who don't give a shit about other mobile platforms like Android, WP7, WebOS and Symbian. They delay games on other platforms for months and don't even bother to optimize one bit, as seen in Asphalt 5.

Fuck Gameloft! I am sick of their bullshit games. This once great gaming developer lost all my respect. I am downloading all of their games now instead of paying for them to send those fuckers a message, and as should you. Sick of unoptimized delayed ports? Then pirate the shit out of their games.

Gameloft is now on par ( maybe even worse) with EA as money-making corporate cuntrags who don't give a shit about their fans.

by 372466 September 25, 2011

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