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gabooning

To sniff a recently used seat. This practice specifically refers to bicycle seat sniffing, though can refer to any seat. It is also usual practice to gaboon a seat that has been sat on by another, preferably unknown to yourself, person.
I feel like gabooning the sweatiest bicycle.
by N. Hodgson January 14, 2008
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Gannoning

"Pegging" by either female, transgender, or self induced while providing a reach around or reaching back around.
He's getting a good gannoning.
by Kentucky bourbon licker February 11, 2017
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gooning for the 1%

Brutal and more subtle strategies and tactics by the politicians, police, courts, corporations, and the 1% to suppress the right to free speech and the right to public assembly with regards to social, economic, and political justice. This is often done in the form shooting war veterans in the face with rubber bullets, tear gassing and beating and arresting defenceless bystanders, woman, children, protesters and the press with clubs and military like assaults. The beatings and violence suppression tactics are purported to be for public health and safety purposes (of the 1%).

This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%
Someone should talk to the Koch Brothers about sponsoring a tea party for the Mayors and Governors to discuss improved methods for "gooning for the 1%". These Occupy Wall Street people are getting to be a public nuisance, and want to slow the transfer of wealth and power from the poor to the rich. The Occupiers also want to criminalize illegal activities of the 1%.
by mlhiss November 15, 2011
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gooning and bating

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating
by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023
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Gooning

The act of doing a little trolling/ doing some kind of Dionysian expression either online or in real life, typically enjoyed by MIA listeners
Me and the goons smoked American spirits then went drunk driving in the goon bus last night. One could say we did a little Gooning.
by Gabriel.Styx February 13, 2022
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Popperbating and Gooning Out

The saying for when you popperbate and goon out
Kyle and I were popperbating and Gooning Out this weekend. How was your weekend?
by Roseboy May 16, 2022
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Skibidi Gooning

The act of ChrisChanMaxxing so hard that you exhibit high enough levels of skibidi rizz to achieve a transcendental level of goonint
Woah man! Your skibidi rizz is off the charts! You must be skibidi gooning!”
by Lvdcyeee October 29, 2023
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