gabes mom is hot

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shes just hot gabes mom is hot

by btwaero October 14, 2022

Gabes percs

when the perc hits so hard you wake up at a random place around the fucking globe

*wakes up in the rocky mountains*

oh nawh im neva AND IM MEAN NEVA EVA taking anymore of gabes percs dawg 💀

by Mr toast 12345 June 16, 2024

st gabes

basically an obsessed praying catholic school that loses about ten kids every year. if your kid likes to pray at school for ten hours, i recommend it to them. the kids that leave the school usually go to riverside, mentor, or some weird school on the west side. don't be surprised if you see the bathroom doors being kicked and the soap dispensers being taken apart.

honestly i don't know how this school is even still open... read the example below if you want to know what i'm talking about:

first grade: 130 kids
fifth grade 122 kids
six grade: 75 kids
eighth grade: 47 kids
person1: this explains the definition of st gabes and a school closure

by jackbehumblejackbequick September 25, 2018

whos gabes mom

jackie is his mom.

"hey arson i have a question,"
"yeah?"
"whos gabes mom?"
"oh, its jackie"

by yesitshername September 2, 2023

gaben

Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.

Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys

by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016

gabenism

Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.

Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!

by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016

Gabe the Dog

A well known meme, who died on January 19th, 2017.

Gabe the Dog borked until 1/19/2017

by fenwantsthenamefen January 21, 2017