The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
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Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
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"GAAAH" was all that Gord the wasted weirdo could say after popping 10 pills of xtc, railing 4 g's of yay, drinking a 24 box of beer & smoking 3 pounds of weed
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First appears in episode 20 of Naruto, but better examples of his fighting prowess can be found in episodes 48-50.
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