Cum Guards

Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.

That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?

by Al-katraz September 6, 2013

Hacking the Robot Guards

1. When censorship is done by way of software manipulation to censor words in chat spaces and websites alike and you are creative enough to hack past the software robots and have your words read accurately without the annoying asterisk substitutions.

2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.

3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.

I have been Hacking the Robot Guards because they are all stupid sɹǝƃƃᴉN.

by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022

Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.

"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"

by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014

Dream Guards

Retainers used as mouth guards while asleep to protect the teeth from extreme dreaming.

I had this dream where I boxed Mohammad Ali; sure glad I had my dream guards on to protect my teeth.

by Mutasim December 29, 2007

mud guards

A woman's loose and dangling labia. (See beef curtains.)

'That bitch has some nasty mud guards, yo!'

by Syd Barrett June 11, 2006

io guards

io guards are the biggest griefers of fortnite they look for people to mess with and make other players rage they have no use in fortnite and should be taken out

yo bro watch out there io guards there

i hate io guards

by g ecg tenements January 20, 2021

irish guards

not irish at all,its a regiment of the british army made up mostly of protestants from the north of ireland and english/scots/welsh. they are offensive and nothing to do with ireland see irish rangers every st paddys day they march before their beloved fuckin queen of england with their regimental mascot a wolfhound and recieve shamrocks from their queen!.

irish guards bastards aint irish at all.

by da origanal playa June 11, 2006