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google maps moment 

When looking at your current location on google maps reveals that you in fact had no idea where you are.
Friend 1: Where are you just now mate?

Friend 2: Freiburg mate, somewhere in central Germany

Friend 1: No it isn't, check it out on google maps!

Friend 2: Holy shit i'm pretty much in Prague!

google maps moment
google maps moment by TheBald March 16, 2011

Google Maps yourself 

To take an elevated view of yourself, your life and where you are - seeing your life more clearly for what it is. Akin to ascending a mountain to look down on the place where you live and seeing things in a bigger perspective. The Big Picture of your own life.
You should climb up the hill to the lookout above town and Google Maps yourself man...

You'll see things clearly. You'll focus on the big picture.

Teenage google maps reviewer 

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.
Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary
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Gookle Maps 

The secret, gook cult, map-based, video game strategy guide that can only be seen with proper vent vision in order to thoroughly ass rape an opponent.
Kyung-Jun-Park-Lee-Chun had one hand on his dick and Gookle Maps in the other when he beat me by five shots in virtual golf.
Gookle Maps by Mad Mick! November 28, 2016

Google Mapsed

Pronounced Google Maps-ed

When Google Maps gives you bogus directions or tells a store is somewhere it is not.
Guy 1: Dude I looked for Wienerschnitzel for like thirty minutes before I realized that it wasn't where Google said it was.

Guy 2: Dude you just got full on Google Mapsed!
Google Mapsed by Leonardo, NJ February 22, 2010