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Gyal Clown

Gyal Clown or watse man is a Jamaican term used to describe a guy who is not use to girls and allow themselves to ruled by them..
"deh bwoii deh a gyal clown" - govana
by Garwayne August 1, 2018
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Goyslop

Garbage fed to goyim-cattle to fuel them up for wagecucking. Not to be confused with Goyfeed, given to goyhogs and golem to fatten them up. Typically includes premium Goygredients formulated to lower the goyims rational thought, critical thinking, and maximize risk of diabetes.

Typical Goygredients may include but are not limited to:
High Fructose Cornsyrup, Canola Oil, Sunflower Oil, Cornsyrup, Corn starch. Soy protien isolate, cricket protien isolate, cricket concentrate, Titanium dioxide, car exhaust, nicotine, yellow 7, red 40, fructose, caramel color, corn meal, potassium sorbate, modified food starch, malic acid, soybean oil, yellow 5, blue 2, calcium, dextrose, soy flour, soy lecthithin, crisco oil, sodium acid pyrophosphate, xanthan gum, enriched flour, petroluem, zinc, lead, Thiamine Mononitrate, monocalcium phospate, ammonium bicarbonate, cane syrup, abestos, carrot protien isolate, cottonseed oil, palm oil, corn flour, ferrous sulfate, beta carotene, potassium chloride, chlorine, corn oil, enzyme modified butter, citric acid, riboflavin, folic acid, plastic derived oil, red 6, malt syrup, malt extract, sorbitol, trehalose, glutamate, glycerin, modified syrup, food starch, invert sugar, isoflavones, leucine.
Did you try the Cockroach Lab-Grown vegan powder? No that's Goyslop! BIGOT! ARREST HIM AT ONCE!
by Soygoyboy October 8, 2022
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Goyslop

Something made for mindless mass-consumption, to maximize profits for already-rich monopolies, and/or to enforce the status quo.

Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling

"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."

This is the essence of goyslop.
"School lunches have extremely poor nutrition, serving filler-laden goyslop instead of real meals."

"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"

"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."
by ClaudiusTiber October 5, 2022
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Goyslop girl

Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.

She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.
Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.
by Duke, PhD February 17, 2023
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No Goal

a popular phrase in Buffalo after the Sabres lost to the Dallas Stars in game 6 of the Stanley Cup series in 1999. The goal involved Brett Hull's skate in the crease when he scored the series winning goal. Mass protests struck around Buffalo, but the result was upheld. To this this day, the words "No Goal" will always refer to Buffalo.
It was no goal, MAN, I hate Dallas!
by World Domination February 25, 2005
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slip one past the goalie

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.
Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.
by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003
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moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.
When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.
by thejimler May 5, 2015
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