When you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy 'musty goalkeeper'.
Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.
by Grimslow August 30, 2012
Get the Musty Goalkeepermug. 'Look at that girl Ted,she's built like a brick shithouse'
'yeah,and legs like a Brazilian goalkeeper'
'yeah,and legs like a Brazilian goalkeeper'
by Curveball59 September 17, 2004
Get the brazilian goalkeepermug. Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
Get the got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goalmug. A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field
by oi2in April 18, 2018
Get the Hurling Goalkeepermug. by eeeeertyuytrrrrrrrrrrrrty7uytr May 20, 2023
Get the goalkeepalmug. The act of putting one's balls in a lady's hole and the lady cock blocks you. Then to find out that the lady is a man and deep throats you with both his balls and penis.
For valentines day my girlfriend treated me for a bit of how's your father until she pulled a Dirty Goalkeeper
by Chavs69 June 2, 2022
Get the Dirty Goalkeepermug. The least athletic lump in the club who loves a pint and gets out of breath running to the centre circle.
However bonus point for rocking up with a WAG
However bonus point for rocking up with a WAG
by uhprofile November 22, 2024
Get the ICSM FC 4s goalkeepermug.