Feeding the Goalkeeper

When a football player shoots the ball straight at the goalkeeper, it is known as feeding the goalkeeper

“Stop feeding the goalkeeper, he’s not hungry!”

“The keeper’s just eaten!”

by Big D 25 January 17, 2018

Musty Goalkeeper

When you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy 'musty goalkeeper'.

Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.

by Grimslow August 30, 2012

brazilian goalkeeper

a girl with legs like tree trunks,just like Felix,who kept goal fro Brazil in the 70s.

'Look at that girl Ted,she's built like a brick shithouse'

'yeah,and legs like a Brazilian goalkeeper'

by Curveball59 September 17, 2004

Hurling Goalkeeper

A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field

“That hurling goalkeeper is a mad bastard he saved that penalty”

by oi2in April 18, 2018

Shit Goalkeeper

This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.

God, Lachlan is such a shit goalkeeper.

by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018

Dirty Goalkeeper

The act of putting one's balls in a lady's hole and the lady cock blocks you. Then to find out that the lady is a man and deep throats you with both his balls and penis.

For valentines day my girlfriend treated me for a bit of how's your father until she pulled a Dirty Goalkeeper

by Chavs69 June 2, 2022

ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper

The least athletic lump in the club who loves a pint and gets out of breath running to the centre circle.

However bonus point for rocking up with a WAG

We are never scoring against that ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper, he takes up half the goal!

by uhprofile November 22, 2024