glop

Verb. Onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Noun. Semen.

There was nothing Pete liked better in the morning than a good hard glop.

by tom August 04, 2003

glopped

man trying to ejaculate but it clogs up like cheese and becomes painful like shooting stones

"oh god hes glopped again" "shit mate i keep glopping"

by c-bl$$ing & r-schw$$ng February 03, 2007

Glopped

To be zoned out(spaced out) or just fucked.

“Hey man, you good? You look glopped.”
“Yo!!! That man just got glopped!”

by Benweezy June 22, 2019

Glop

A fictional character you want to absolutely destroy with cuteness aggression but love them so much you just want to scream so badly but you want them to die within the first chapter/episode.

GAKUPO IS MY GLOP, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BUT WHY CANT HE JUST DIE FOR ONCE

by PERICLODTHEGREATESR May 09, 2023

Glop

The sound my dog makes with his mouth as I'm trying to sleep.

Pepper dog just won't stop glopping his mouth. Glop glop glop

by Shirley B August 31, 2018

glop

a big fuckin fat person

that glop needs to go for a jog

by kid indiana August 03, 2004

Glop

(n.)
1. Someone who acts like a clown or like they're drunk
2. A very immature person
3. A person who you may want to slap on occasions

(v.)
1. to annoy
2. to frighten extremely
3. to attack

(a.)
1. to be wierd
2. to be drunk, under the influence
3. to be the most annoying person ever

Emily: "Did you see The Rev? He was drunk off his ass!"
Olivia: "Hellyeah! He is such a glop!"

Olivia: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Emily, hey Emily, hey Em-"
Emily: "QUIT GLOPPING ME!"

Olivia: "H-hey, hey, hey E-emily! Pass the J.D.!"
Emily: "You're being totally gloppish tonight."

by MrsDickCuzImNasty June 15, 2009