D1 Glazer

Someone who is a professional at "glazing" and is really good at it.

Bro Colby is a D1 Glazer, he keeps glazing me everyday and at this point he's D1 in glazing.

by NOT A GLAZER May 04, 2023

Cherry Glazer

The act of ejaculating onto the hymen of a virgin girl, thus glazing the cherry

My girlfriend chickened out of letting me take her virginity, so I ended up giving her a Cherry Glazer.

by AESOPping wet September 06, 2015

Windshield Glazer

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.

Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!

by Johnny Twotoes November 23, 2009

certified glazer

To go above and beyond the normal.

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.

by Certified glazer February 19, 2016

Archie Glazer

A guy who goes to school in Vermont.

Archie Glazer is in my school.

by small cock sucker 82 April 27, 2021

Bill Glazer

salty ass cracker who can't pronounce the V in Vagabond often associated with cappin

Man this guy from the east coast is a total Bill Glazer

by Accordingtous March 25, 2020

Glazer Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!

Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!

by The G Lazer June 03, 2013