GFTP

An acronym which stands for: Giant Faggot, Tiny Penis. Commonly used to refer to someone who is not only acting like a faggot at the current moment, but also probably has a tiny penis.

Howie: I'm probably just gonna stay in tonight, and coordinate with Ben which pair of jorts to wear tomorrow.
David: Wow, GFTP!

Howie: Hey Dave, do you think these jorts make me look gay or in any way call attention to my very small penis?
David: As a matter of fact yes I do, you GFTP!

by Sir Snoopy October 31, 2012

gftyhbvcdrujnxseikmzaqolp

Gftyhbvcdrujnxseikmzaqolp is obtained when you type the letter g, then type f, then type the other letters circling around g in clockwise order, then type the three letters covering the last three letters you typed, then type the letters to the left of the row with "T-F-V," then type the letters encasing "U-J-N", then type the letters to the left of "C-D-R", and so on until you reach "O." You then type "O-L-P." And you're done!

I was surprised this wasn't on the urban dictionary the time I typed this.

Gftyhbvcdrujnxseikmzaqolp means

Giant
Fancy
Time-consuming
Yearlong
Hindering
Balderdash
Vain
Classy
Damn
Representation
Underlining
Juggernaut
Nagging
Xanadu
Sufficient
Explanation
Insisting
Kaleidoscopic
Measures,
Zenith,
A
Quick
Oleacious
Little
Poutable.

(Which literally means a small word relating to olives.)

I need some gftyhbvcdrujnxseikmzaqolp-like liquid for my salad.

by thesesquipedalian(andmathnerd) June 7, 2019

GFTF

Go Fuck The French. Said in frustration when dealing with french people.

Gilles is an asshole! GFTF!!
The frogs are pissing me off...GFTF

by RTG Now August 23, 2011

GFTOW

go fuck ten other women

yo man dont waste ur time on her GFTOW!!!!

by og will December 4, 2007

GFTS

Go Fuck ThemSelves.

Third-person plural of GFY

The list of countries which can GFTS is growing at a pretty fast pace.

by thorr18 June 5, 2018

GFTC

Get Fucking Terminal Cancer

Random dumb nig: Hey man whats up?
Angry gamer white boy: FUCK YOU
Random angry dumb nig: WOAH WOAH ESAD
Angry gamer white boy: sirrr!!! GFTC!
Random scared nig: .... :O

by Safina. FTW. January 6, 2012

gfts

Great Fuckin' Tits

A set of truly extraordinary tits. Tits that give you a boner. The kind you never get tired of seeing. Marriage reasons.

Silicone or not, Anna sure has some GFTs.

I jacked off to those GFTs like I was 14 again.

by jaygonna November 14, 2018