Gesus Krist

R lord'n savior. died on the x for our sinns. pretty neat guy.

Christler 1: Hey man, you going to Gesus Krists house this sunday?
Christler 2: Fuck yeah I am brother. Amen

by Hunter Kashi November 21, 2019

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Qas Gesu’ Kristu ma jarafni

A statement in the Maltese language used to signify one’s self-pride toward an achievement, cause or belief.

“Platt ghagin ta’ l-ostja ghamitlek illum, ha nghidlek. Qas Gesu’ Kristu ma jarafni.”

by Yama Gata January 16, 2021

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Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo

A sophisticated and eclectic piece of blasphemy most popular in Rome. Grave insult directly to the Baby Jesus. Usually used in scenarios of extreme rage and/or pain.

Person A: They stole your motorcycle!!
Motorcycle Owner: Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo!

by dystopianleapingfrog October 27, 2021

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Example 1:
1: Thank God, it stopped raining.
2: Thank Gesus, retard
1: What?
2: There’s a rainbow right there, its Gesus.

Example 2:
I just healed the hole in my boyfriend’s ass by filling it with my dick, I am literally Gesus.

by IAmMesus December 7, 2021

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