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by geesh lort February 19, 2021
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Slang for perineum, or the place that the doctor slices into to carve your prostate out, right in front of your anus, and right behind your scrotum.
Then that fag urologist stuck a scalpel in my geesh, and I haven't had a boner since!
by danw December 22, 2003
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"No man's land" more accurately, "no man's land, except a man's man's land."
by eBoy October 1, 2003
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Geesh

When one chooses to have unprotected sex
Yo bro I hit that shit Geesh. or Man you need to stop going in these dirty females Geesh bro.
by Brisk Dinero February 14, 2012
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a verb meaning "to rub your gooch on an object or person". Traditionally used as a punishment or threat to a disliked person. The threat is multiplied if the gooch in question is sweaty.
"Dude if you don't turn your music down, I'm going to go for a run and then Geesh your pillow after you go out tonight"
by Herr Ballenschwett September 12, 2011
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something that is bad, boring. also a descriptive word when you did something poorly
1.how was work?

it was geesh
2.how did you oplay in your football match?

i played geesh
by boseth87 May 1, 2009
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Geesh

An oriental massage parlor that advertises “Stress Therapy Massages” but in reality operates as a full brothel. Typically open 24/7 and located in seedy areas, geeshes often serve as the last resort for drunk bros that struck out during that nights escapades.
Dylan: Yo Mike did you bang Kati in Atlantic City last night?
Mike: Nah, she was all pissed at me so I took the money I won and me and Nat just got jerked at the geesh.
by Mikeypal609 July 8, 2018
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