gato
(n.) a term used by napoleonic complexive men with stumpy dinosauresque arms and pin-sized domes when referring to a female relative. Be warned, these men will also try to use Spanglish in their everyday conversations with women in an attempt to seem hip, worldly and intelligent - it's all a pathetic farse.
"So ya, my sister's coming in to town today. Love that gato. Maybe we could meet up contigo for some enticing fish tacos."
gato by Teddie Franklin Smallinsky III September 15, 2008
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