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G.I.J.O.T

Girl I'd jack off too.
Trae: Hey you see that girl over there?
Andrew: Yeah man she's a total G.I.J.O.T (Gidjet)
by TraeTre August 7, 2007
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s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p

See you sexy and them jeans got me on 10 1 2 3 girl I got you pinned
It always wyd and never S.Y.S.A.T.J.G.M.O.10.1.2.3.G.I.G.Y.P
by Ztun zeed June 10, 2021
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J.G. Wentworth

This is a douchebag that handles stupid peoples money. He shouldnt be able to handle his own nads, let alone other peoples hard-earned money. This man is the biggest douchbag EVER.
"its my money, and i need it now!" "STFU J.G. Wentworth!!!"
by Zellular February 23, 2009
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J.G. Wentworth

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
I have an annuity and I need cash now!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
They've helped thousands they'll help you too.
One lump sum of cash they will pay to you.
If you get long term payments but you need cash now.
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
It's your money, use it when you need it!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
CALL NOW!
J.G. Wentworth
It's my money, and I need it now!
by GainTrain June 2, 2014
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!
Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens
by jake paul is a h e c c er February 9, 2021
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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