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Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.
Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.
by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023
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Fostered

Acting on an opinion or judgment hastily and without properly analyzing whether these actions would cause one’s self or others great stress or aggravation.
I was all alone in that laneway, I approached this guy by myself and really FOSTERED everything up for myself and the other guys on my team.
by Flashy33 September 22, 2020
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hot and flustered

Turned on and confused about what to do about it
being turned on in a room of people where you cant do anything about it and you're like, uh, fuck, might masturbate in the bathroom if this continues

"I'm really hot and flustered right now."
by YoshiP November 20, 2016
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festered out

Old, crusty, or worn out.

"Look at that old bag o' bones over there. She's really festered out."

Broken down; out of commission, on the fritz.

"What happened to your car Sally? Oh, it's festered out again. I think my hubcaps are bad."

What happens to a large pimple with a big white head that grows in the middle of your back that you can't get to.

"Dan what the hell's that on your back? It's all festered out."
"Tish used to be a good lay in the sack, but now that everybody's had a jab at it, she's all festered out."
by Scotty Smith November 18, 2007
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Flustered Bottom

Someone who keysmashes perfectly and constantly, can't handle complements without making cute noises (irl keysmashing), and are wonderful at making Flirty Tops happy.
Izu: akjdsjjdkajdasdfg
Me: You're so cute. A total flustered bottom.
by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019
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flustered

When I am in his presence I get all flustered.
by Tiffani S February 7, 2004
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flustered

Being confused, agitated, caught off-guard, tripped up, screwed, chopped, and/or screened before/after being styled on
Brandon got is going to be flustered after I style on him. Meny had some fluster farms chickens for breakfast and now he's all flustered.
by mistamagic November 27, 2012
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