elisabeth furman

Elisabeth furman is a very nice and funny girl when she wants to be; she never does though. Most of the time she can be found hanging around a karate studio yelling at kids, or at school, yelling at kids. When not yelling at defenseless kids, she spends her spare time beating up adults in light contact sparring, which as you can imaging, isn't as "light" as they say. Even though I don't know very well how she spends the other parts of her life, I'm pretty sure she's either a demon on 'roids or a cyborg hell-bent on killing all humans.

"Have you seen Beth today?"
"No"
"Good, she's scarier than usual"
"How, is that possible?"
"It's Elisabeth Furman, she gets scarier everyday."

by Vaulkner May 30, 2018

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Eric Forman’s Basement

The greatest and most chill place on earth also the best place to get baked.

Hey let’s hang in Eric Forman’s basement and get high

by YoungDagger8===D February 4, 2019

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Fumanchuesday

(noun) - a holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday following No-shave November; a holiday created for individuals who have successfully made it through No-shave November; an alternative for indivuals that decide to opt not to participate in Mustache Monday which is normally celebrated by wearing a mustache on the first Monday following No-shave November; Fumanchuesday takes place on Tuesday, when a man (or bearded woman) wears a Fumanchu (Handlebar Mustache). {This holiday and name were first created by JA McCarter AKA The Foo Man, who wore a Fumanchu on the first Tuesday following No-shave November in 2009}

Dustin: Hey man, what happened to your Novembeard?
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!

by The Foo Man December 13, 2010

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