ugly fuckling

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare

*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling

by emmamelinda November 7, 2009

fuckling

an annoying worthless fuck who can't do the shit he claims he/she can

Shut the fuck up, you fuckling

by drfreeze December 11, 2006

fuckling

a mini-fucker, a little shithead

That fuckling stole my lip gloss!

by Sissy March 8, 2005

Farkling

An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey sticks. Offense is one guy in gym shorts carrying an eggplant. Top team is from Wassewa, Manitoba, Canada

Prior to the Farkling season, there were four brothers, then the youngest switched to offense. Now there are three.

by Beezer1966 December 20, 2008

Fuckling

The bastard child of a drunken frat party hook-up.

Jorge, a dejected fuckling, spent his days in the orphanage masturbating into his porridge and dreaming the sweet dream of death.

by The Moose Knuckler March 8, 2009

funklinger

the funky smell that hits you moments after a really smelly person walks by

You walking down the street and a homeless person is walking toward you heading the opposite direction. About 3 to 4 seconds after they pass you by, you are overwhelmed by their funklinger.

by AZLawGuy March 6, 2009

furbling

furbling.. when you get caught in a really tangly furburger like a 70s porn gone wrong.

me "omg help im furbling my way hell outta this pusshair and it keeps gettin tighter." some guy "Damn dawg its like the furblympics up in dis beeootch! Oh hey waddup Craig!" FFIsOn

by FFIsOn July 18, 2022