furk

fake fur, usually an animal print or pattern

What is that furk coat she's wearing?

by Elissabetha October 20, 2007

Furking

Lurking on Facebook

I haven't had anything interesting to post lately, I've just been furking.

by kahoenurse November 16, 2009

FURK

FURK is an acronym for "For Unlawful Rectal Knowledge". FURK is when a man is having sexual intercouse with a woman from behind or doggy style in her vagina, and with one quick motion puts his penis in her anus and plays it off as a total accident. A man will FURK his woman in an attempt to see her reaction to anal sex.

Dude I FURKED my girlfriend last night and she squealed like a pig and flipped out on me!

by Turdpipe June 9, 2013

furk

Furk is a verb, usually used with".... through" or "...under" or "... in". It means to rummage in, sift through, delve under, usually to try and find something.

Furk through that rammel and see if you can find my specs, I already furked in the haystack full of needles while you were furking under the ferrets' cage.

by ishere August 3, 2009

Furking

Fun at work. Or having fun while you're working.

Fun + work

I'm having a fabulous time Furking today!!

by yeders October 3, 2009

furk

someone who says they're not gay, but every time they wrestle with men, they try to get some nut feels

Alex is at it again, will his furkness ever end?

by Jake May 8, 2003

Furk

Consisting of two words: Fun and Work. Any job that one enjoys performing but can also be considered work.

The hooker told me she considered last night to be purely furk.
"Man I can't believe they are paying us for this. This is totally furk!"

by John Towers December 1, 2003