After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.
Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.
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funnel cakes are delicious.
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guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something
other guys: what is it
guy: check out this sweet funnel cake
other guys: what is it
guy: check out this sweet funnel cake
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Get the funnel cake mug.same as diarrhea...when you finish leaving your diarrhea in the toilet, it resembles a funnel cake when its being cooked
my stomach was killing me last night, i had the shits all night and left many funnel cakes in the toilet
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