Funnel cake 

After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.

Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.

Funnel cake by Jogen2 July 27, 2023

funnel cake 

To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.

Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!

funnel cake by Frank Klaune April 26, 2005

Funnel cake 

When someone takes a funnel and shoves it down someones elses asshole and takes a shit in it. Reshit it on to a plate cover with whip cream and enjoy:)

funnel cakes are delicious.

Funnel cake by Pseudonym123456789456789 February 22, 2011

funnel cake 

the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks

guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something

other guys: what is it

guy: check out this sweet funnel cake

funnel cake by champion of friendship July 1, 2011

funnel cake 

When a woman is really hot. But, her face is always sticky...

Dude, that chick is hot, and she loves to give head, what a funnel cake.

funnel cake by Lutreyxos June 22, 2008

funnel cake 

same as diarrhea...when you finish leaving your diarrhea in the toilet, it resembles a funnel cake when its being cooked

my stomach was killing me last night, i had the shits all night and left many funnel cakes in the toilet

funnel cake by ebjimmyg June 5, 2005

Funnel Cake 

GAY PEOPLE.

Me: I hate Will Byers.
Someone: oh that little funnel cake?
Me: Yeah.

Funnel Cake by Funnel Cake Hater June 20, 2022