funkytown gore

A horrifying gore video that surfaced around 2016-2017. It shows a man with his face flayed, hands cut off, and eyes gouged out being tortured by a Mexican cartel while having adrenaline injected into him so he feels the pain while Sweet Child O' Mine and later Funkytown are playing in the background. They even slice his throat with a box cutter at some point.

guy 1: did you see the funkytown gore video?

guy 2: yeah, do NOT look it up

by imgay82629103639201873 October 2, 2021

Funkytown Gore

Funkytown Gore is a really traumatizing, horrifying gore video that was posted in 2016-2017. The video shows a guy with his face skinned off and his hands cut off by a mexican drug cartel. They pump adrenaline and drugs into him so he can feel pain and continue to be alive while the song "Funky Town" is playing in the background. A guy starts slicing his throat with a box cutter at some point and the guy suffering in pain makes gurgling sounds and that's it.

Guy 1: What the heck is the Funkytown Gore video?

Guy 2: Don't search it up.....

by ThemaneWistle June 1, 2024

Downtown Funkytown

The act of eating out a vagina.

I went Downtown Funkytown on Ashlee Alpeter last night it was amazing.

by Tommy Bahama September 28, 2013

Insert Funkytown Here

Normally said during a fight or a seizure. It can also be used during an earthquake, tsunami, or violent scene in a horror movie when the killer is hacking and slashing. Its also used when somebody starts dancing when there's no music. It was made by a you-tuber named MasheyPotado. look him up

OH NO ITS AN EARTHQUAKE! HA! insert funkytown here.

by MasheyPotado March 15, 2020

won't you take me to funkytown

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?

by Bad C dev May 6, 2024

Funky Town

A gore video that is best not to search for. It's also a song used in Shrek, which is undoubtedly the greatest movie of all time.

Person 1: Yo! Search up Funky Town videos!
Person 2: Okay! I bet it's gonna be that thing from Shrek!
*after person 2 searches it*
Person 2: AHHHHH WTF?????

by will this show up 5 years l8r September 9, 2021

Fuckytown

Another once popular disco-era town adjacent to Funkytown.

Won’t you take me to... Fuckytown?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019