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funkapus

A creature described in the P. Funk song "prelude"
in the days of the funkapus...
by jimmy joe February 2, 2004
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funkapuss

home-grown, stinky-ass weed.
This funkapuss grew in the backyard of my fraternity house.
by dswebmaster October 4, 2010
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Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology

An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.
Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.
by the funky kind March 5, 2011
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fucktopus

describing a person as a clumsy fuck up

fuck + octopus = fucktopus

you'd call the person a fucktopus if they were being retarded bc think of an octopus walkng, yeah retarded.

-akc
kyla, trip up again and you'll be a fucktopus
by unicorn piss May 8, 2015
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pride fucktopus

a way to give 8 fucks at once. or and octopus with a hand at the end of each tentacle to flip off 8 people/things at once if need be. a fucktopus comes in many shapes colors and identities but all have the the same reactions when they see a homophobe to flick them off
"a bisexual fucktopus just berry blasted a homophobe.."
a pride fucktopus is an octopus that flicks off homophobes in a funny way
berry blasted is getting more then one middle finger group bisexual(s)
by st.daddyjade June 14, 2022
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funktacular

A cross between Funky and Spectacular
You are so funktacular
by Emily-Rose May 13, 2005
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Funktabulous

That is when someone's breath is harsh and/or B.O. makes you cry.
That boy tried to talk to me and his breath was funktabulous!

That nigga at the party, his breath and his arm pits was funktabulous.
by TET December 28, 2005
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