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funkle

word used to describe absolute awesomeness
Damn that dunk was funkle
by Liebo October 11, 2004
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FUNKLE

Funkle Fun-Uncle: Mom's best male friend, her brother from another mother: Not related by blood but such a good friend of the family that he is considered family.
My Funkle is funny, comical and curious. There is never a dull moment drinking cocktails with this man.
by H.B.pixie<3ALI March 20, 2011
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Funkleberry Finn

A country boy with the heart of a soul-man.
Put down that bass and tend to the crops Funkleberry Finn!
by Savage Master Package January 19, 2011
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bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.
"Shit man how'd he die?"
"Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."
by linkle finkle October 29, 2017
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Funtley

A Small Village in Hampshire

Every village has an Idiot but Funtley in Hampshire is a whole village of idiots. Situated just outside the sophisticated market town of Fareham, Funtley resembles a dog turd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
The average IQ of a Funtley resident is around 62, making Funtley the most densely populated thick Fuck area in the uk. This dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local retarded social club, The Futley Social Club and Spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and fucking each other while trying not to spill there Ale.
Wow i like my girls thick but those bitches are so funtley
by Mungo45 January 29, 2015
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funkleheimer

a word used when 'fuck' is not appropriate. commonly said when you begin to say fuck but end up saying 'funkleheimer'.
"you stupid motherfu-funkleheimer!"
said once you begin to say 'fuck'.
by daniel knight July 7, 2003
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Funkless

The complete lack of funk in a person, place, thing, or activity.
At a dance club: Hey look at this funkless hipster dancing the breadstick. See Elaine Benes.

Listening to music: Although the concerto was a masterful demonstration of counterpoint, it was overwhelmingly funkless.
by B Everything August 11, 2011
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