by coolkid 😎 January 20, 2021
The kind of humor and writing prized by millenials who stopped growing up in 2012 and still think they are edgy and relevant.
Normal speak: Can you get some fuel canisters, so I can restart the generator and get our shields back up. I'll mark your map.
Funko pop humor: Heyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. Youre really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo, though. As it turns out a bunch of the monsters on this planet are gonna rip our eyes out if we dont get the shields back up. And this is just my opinion, but like thats gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like how am I supposed to read my collection of Bodacious Space Babes without eyes?! So heres my brilliant plan i wrote here on this napkin. Theres this generator thing-y. Following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew?? Mayyyybe, you can go out and fetch some cannisters. Then we can get the generator running, and then our shields will be back up, and we won't be viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that, team badass!
Funko pop humor: Heyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. Youre really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo, though. As it turns out a bunch of the monsters on this planet are gonna rip our eyes out if we dont get the shields back up. And this is just my opinion, but like thats gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like how am I supposed to read my collection of Bodacious Space Babes without eyes?! So heres my brilliant plan i wrote here on this napkin. Theres this generator thing-y. Following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew?? Mayyyybe, you can go out and fetch some cannisters. Then we can get the generator running, and then our shields will be back up, and we won't be viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that, team badass!
by fucczucc September 05, 2023
A really funky individual who loves to take photographs. He’s also secretly good at graphic designing but will not tell that many people about it. He’s hot.
by Dhoonyeh September 12, 2019
An old man, typically white but not necessarily, who spends his golden years sitting in a folding chair overlooking a rail yard to spot trains and log them on funko websites. Funkos are easily identified by their bucket hats, white T-shirts’ and socks, sandals and Bermuda shorts. Invariably ham radio operators.
by Woelfer November 22, 2020
A type of toy made by the company funko. there are only fnaf ones but people suspect there might be other brands such as game of thrones and the simpsons coming our way.
by LESHUAN DINGLENUT May 19, 2024
by LESHUAN DINGLENUT May 19, 2024