fuckmuffins

fuckmuffins (n.)-
1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.
2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.
3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.

Harry: "Hey Bro! How was New Year's Day brunch with the family?"
Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"
Harry: "You Dawg!"

Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"
Nick: "No, when is it due?"
Jacob:"Tomorrow..."
Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"

Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"
Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"

by DontHate.Proliferate January 14, 2009

fuckpuffin

A word used by Twitter user @Wendxii to describe YouTube fuckup Logan Paul

Described by fellow Twitter user @rastamick as "the Newfie version of Scottish term shitgibbon. Pretty kind too in describing this loathsome shitehawk of a narcissist"

Basically...a fucking tool

Wendy: Logan Paul? This grandma thinks he's a fuckpuffin

by goodnightlove June 1, 2018

FuckMuffin

Word used to show you are dissapointed and or angry because of a recent event.

Jim: Crap, the lights just went out
Bill: O FuckMuffins

by Sniper July 29, 2003

fugmuffin

An insult aimed at a friend, not really to offend, implying they have become one partial to pastries and other baked delicacies. Up their arse.

also, if you're feeling festive and original
-anal baker lord
-rectal muffin ingestor
-pastry-face

"Ben... will you bake me some pastries?"
"No I cannot do that... Keep rowing"
"Ben, You're a fugmuffin"
"Silence in the boat!"
-(chortle chortle)-

by The Eloquent and Esteemed Eric and Nick (and Charlie) January 11, 2008

fumuffinuckle

fupa + muffin top + moose knuckle = fumuffinuckle

dang, you see the fumuffinuckle on that broad!?

by jenergey January 24, 2016

Ballfubbling Fuckmuffins

When your girlfriend is actually Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series, you shout this because you've been fooled, or he shouts it because he fooled you, or we all shout it because we've all been fooled.

BALLFUBBLING FUCKMUFFINS TAKE MY CHUM! My hot girlfriend, with the metal chicken thing, yelled.

by schizfn July 21, 2019

punkmuffin

Someone trying to be cool but is instead being an absolute idiot, while also simultaneously thinking they are over-important while in reality being completely harmless.

Look at that punkmuffin bragging about everything and trying to get attention.

by The Deadly Weapon September 19, 2009