unattractive alan

To describe something that is bad, horrible, ugly etc

Also describes the fact unattractive alan is the last chicken on the shelf

Lene: OH EM GEE that bitch is so horrible!!
Sally: Yeh shes well unattractive alan

by Rambo's Mum December 20, 2007

unattractive

Women who find it neccessary or cute or clever to swear or use foul language in order to fit in or impress others or for any reason. The same goes for some men, I suppose, who generally think its cool, but they're wrong.

Wow, she's cute. What did she just say!?!? Nevermind, I won't marry her and give her all of my money, that's so unattractive.

by cubik August 12, 2003

fattractive

being fat but having a nice enough face that if one weren't so fat one might be considered attractive.

'What about Jessica? She's kinda... cute.'
'Kinda... She's fattractive. I mean, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be cute. I'd do her.'

by funtimeerror April 6, 2013

Unattractive needs proactive

Person who needs a good acne cleanse.

Girl 1: That guy's hott!

Girl 2: Unattractive needs proactive! He's extra grody.

by WhuzzUpSexy December 24, 2008

Unattractive

Someone or something that is unpleasent, or discusting to be around. Haylei; haylei is a unattractive human being.
Haylei meaning a peice of scrum under a rock.

Dang dude, Haylei is so unattractive.

by Yeetmemeboi May 11, 2018

unattractive

someone who would only be desireable in bed once and then after that you'd be like "hey i have to leave the country for three years but maybe ill see you around" and then you never go back because that person was so ugly that they didn't deserve to be seen by you again.

The woman was so unattractive that she made my eyes bleed until i died from blood loss through my eyes.

by chesepe June 12, 2009

unattractively ugly

theres ugly cute, then there is the opposite. being so unattractive that it is so ugly.

He was a nice guy just too unattractively ugly.

by cutiebootyj June 13, 2022