fukung

A website with random amusing images. The reason you are up late, the reason you didn't study for the exam, and the reason your girlfriend got bored and just got dressed again.

(7:31pm)
You: Hahaha, oh wow.
(7:32)
You: I feel bad for laughing at that. I'll look at a few more to feel better.
(11:17pm)
You: Just a few more...
(6:57am)
Dad: Son? Wake up, it's- IS THAT A PORNOGRAPHIC .GIF?
You: No, dad, it's just fukung, I'm not-
Dad: Hey, nice rack on that one. Good job, son!

by Peshka April 8, 2010

fukuzawa yukichi

Fukuzawa Yukichi is a silver-haired dilf and the most selfless character in bsd. His ability is literally for his subordinates and he will risk anything even his life for them. He is the greatest father figure ever and people should be willing to give their life life to him. Stan Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Person 1: Do yo u know who the greatest dilf in bsd is?
Person 2: is it Daz—
Person 1: No you idiot. You just showed your incompetence in thinking rationally and correctly. It's Fukuzawa Yukichi you d*mn idiot.

by bandagedmilady March 9, 2021

fukumean

Used in the song by rapper Gunna. It's the same as saying: what the hell are you talking about?

-Bro I'm going back with my ex
-Blud fukumean

by certifiedjackboy July 6, 2023

Fuku Surprise

When you are getting a massage from a ladyboy and she sneaks behind you and bends you over.

Massage was interesting, she pulled a Fuku Surprise on me!

by Mookernation August 9, 2018

fuki slam

Samoan term for grabbing someone by the hair and slamming them into a hard surface

Vale: Sole, what happen to your face?

Valea: Aw man, my mum fuki slam me for not doing my feaus

by sasayomuli November 7, 2015

Fuktiga mejmejs

Swedish for dank memes. Often posted on the swedish subreddit /r/sweden

Guy 1: Danskjäveln ska dö
Guy 2: Fuktiga mejmejs

by пошел на хуй! October 10, 2016

Kosuke Fukudome

A player on the Chicago Cubs, if reading this in the future, a former player for the Chicago Cubs. However his baseball career is of little to no relevence to those who use his name as it should be, an expletive. Commonly used as an acceptable replacement for the word "fuck" or any swear. Fukudome, and Kosuke can be used in many ways, such as shortened versions down to "fuku".

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Man, that test was horrible, I studied a lot but I'm not sure if I did well."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I really got fuku'd."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey here's an idea, go fuku yourself!"

Example 3:

Guy 1 posting on Facebook: "I got a new job!"

Girl 1 commenting: "Nice!"

Guy 2 commenting: "About time."

Girl 2 commenting: "Where?"

Guy 3 commenting: " Kosuke Fukudome!"

Guy 1 commenting on his post: "At the high school, also Ko-suke me off Guy 3."

Example 4:

Guy 1: "Fuku my life."

by Kosuke Fukudome August 25, 2011