Fuhrmanator

Lower Dauphin Middle School's 8th grade history teacher. A man who is entirely too loud, this denizen of Hell will rip out the soul of any who calls him by his sex name, "The Fuhrmanator." This man should be observed with caution, and held off with a stick, as he bites. He pimps in his free time, and keeps his cane underneath his desk. He reminisces about the time that teachers were allowed to paddle children. His favorite phrase is "FOF". He claims it means "Focus on Fuhrman", but we all know it is the motto of his slave ring, "Fuck or Fight". He has a tendency to clap, a habit attained from back in his old days of a slave trader. Enjoys long walks on the beach, flowers, and crushing childrens' dreams.

NOTE: Calling him "Daddy" also rouses his anger. This has been tested.

Nelson: Nigel disappeared the other day.
Norman: Looks like we lost another to the Fuhrmanator.

by [restricted] September 19, 2016

Furman

Furman University - a private, liberal arts college in Greenville, South Carolina.

Furman University ... FU all the time.

by furman08 August 8, 2006

furman

It's actually in Greenville, South Carolina, not Georgia. FU all the time!

People that grew up in South Carolina and went to Furman University usually get pretty insulted when other people think your school's in a bassackwards state like Georgia, but I'm cool.

by Jackson Evil August 7, 2006

Furmaned

When a sports team, especially in football, signs a home/home deal with another sports team, plays the first game of the deal at their own own stadium, and then at a very late time, decides to not play the return game. Often done in order to take a larger payday at a different school (this is called chasing the money), and always done at such a late date that scheduling another game for the other team is difficult.

The University of Delaware was Furmaned when Furman University scheduled a big payday game with another team and cancelled the contract that called for Furman to play at Delaware after Delaware played at Furman last year.

by Gannonfan February 19, 2009

furmanski

A Furmanski is a sexy strong bearded Jewish warrior from the Jurassic era who always has a sparkle in his eye when speaking to the ladies. Most men assume a Furmanski to be well endowed, but none are sure...

A true Furmanski, is firm, as well as manskee.

Some Furmanski's dwell in caves, others in beauteous forests and others again in metal tanks.

1. a: "Excuse me can you pass me the furmanski"
2. b: "fuck that man is so furmanski right now"

by Hamsterflash April 19, 2018

Furmaned

(v) verb:

When an agreement between two parties is broken at the last minute, usually to the advantage of one at the expense of the other. This could be for personal or financial reasons. Most notably used in college football, but can be (and is encouraged to be) applied to other sports and situations. The origin of this term is the word Furman, as in Furman University, and its actions regarding the University of Delaware and the University of Missouri.

Delaware: Hey Furman, let’s play each other this year.
Furman: Ok…*signs contract*
*Missouri throws money at Furman*
Furman: Hey Delaware…about that contract…
Delaware: WTF! I just got Furmaned.

Pastor: If anyone has reason for these two not be wed, speak now.
*Ex-boyfriend shows up on motorcycle*
Future Wife: Yeah, um….*runs out of church*
Husband: What the…
Pastor: I’m sorry my child, but you have just been Furmaned.

by DSUrocks07 March 1, 2009

Furmanther

The feeling and sound of a change in tension on a spring; is most commonly used to describe a door handle mechanism, but any change in tension is applicable.

As he turned the knob, he could feel it furmanther as he pulled the door open. Then again as he released the knob.

by rosie123454353565 February 17, 2022