Futoning

The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.

"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"

"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"

by thats for you gallo - nsimz March 25, 2004

Faptoring

The act of masturbating to photos of the Ford F-150 Raptor.

Billy was late for work today because he was up all night Faptoring.

by tommytherangerwook July 23, 2021

fuckering

1. n. The process of dealing with a person, place, or thing in such a way as a total fucker would.

2. v. present tense. Treating an item as a total fucker would.

1. Well, somebody gave that thing a severe fuckering.

2. Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight, fellas. The mechanic's not done fuckering my car yet.

by tpb July 25, 2003

fuxoring

Messing with stuff that you should not be messing with

I am fuxoring with his girlfriend!

by Taylor Bylund December 8, 2005

factoring

a delay that causes ruining of plans.

Harrison was factoring it on the way to the theater so we missed the previews.

by Chris George April 29, 2005

fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.

Fuckering listen to me.

by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018

futuring

Imagining and analyzing the future.

Due to the COVID-19 situation, companies need to focus on futuring so they emerge from the crisis with verve and power.

by Bling Blang Blaouw May 27, 2020